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October 5, 2016

October 5, 2016

Top Ten Health Benefits of Kissing

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Remember your first kiss? I do like it was yesterday. “David, give Amaretto Auntie Hilda a kiss goodnight before you go to bed.” As awful as kissing seemed at age three I actually quite enjoy a good smooch now that I’m more mature, or at least older. Little did I know how much the pucker […]

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October 3, 2016

October 3, 2016

Browned Off

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According to the Geneva Convention’s protocol for “conduct of war”, medical officers are not allowed to shoot anyone, including the enemy and dentists. Creates extra work. The enemy in turn is not allowed to shoot at us, which is why we paint our vehicles with a big Red Cross that, from afar, resembles a bull’s […]

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October 2, 2016

October 2, 2016

Venomous Cures

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While New Mexicoing it recently in New Mexico I narrowly missed running over and squashing a monster sunning itself on the road, a Gila monster. Had I hit this loathsome leathery lizard and created this monster mash I could have once again destroyed one of the secrets that could save mankind. “Gila” pronounced “heela” as […]

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October 1, 2016

October 1, 2016

Games Doctors Play

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Got lost once in Boys ‘R Pus toy store. Wandered about until I found myself in the board games section and it occurred to me how much the game names resembled my medical practice.    CLUE as in you haven’t got one therefore I am going to smack you with this candlestick holder until you […]

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